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Posted by admin in BOOT THE SCOUNDRELS OR SHOWDAZ, LIAR POLITICIANS, Pakistan's Ruling Elite Feudals Industrialists, THE BATTLE FOR PAKISTAN SERIES, ZARDAR'S CORRUPTION on February 1st, 2013
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”
The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”
Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”
Leroy said, “We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.
“What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”
They said, “We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.”
Leroy said, “Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $998.”
The farmer said, “My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”
Curtis said, “Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.”
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government of Pakistan.
They’re overseeing the public sector development and MNA allocation programs in Pakistan.
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government of Pakistan.
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