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Zardari in Jerusalem

Zardari expands his circle of foreign countries and goes on a state visit to Israel. While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.The undertaker tells the accompanying people, ‘You can have him shipped home for US$5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just US$100.’

 

The Pakistanis go into a huddle and whisper to each other for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want zardari shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, ‘Why would you spend $5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100? ‘With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for your generators, buy enough medicines to wipe out dengue fever, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.’

 

The Pakistanis replied, ‘Long ago a man named JESUS died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. ‘We just can’t take that kind of a chance with this man.’