PAKISTAN’S DREAM TEAM:
ASIF ZARDARI : President for Life & Minister of Finance & Governor State Bank of Pakistan
NAWAZ SHARIF : Minister of Religious Affairs & Right Wing Fanaticism with Special Portfolio of Minister for Bhagoras & Duffers
RAJA RENTAL PERVEZ: Minister for Car Rentals, Power Rentals, Truck Rentals, Call Girl Rentals, Dishonesty Rentals, and Selling Your Soul to the Devil Rentals
MALIK RIAZ : Minister for National Accountability Bureau & Chief Justice Designate
“DR” REHMAN MALIK : PRIME MINISTER & Minister for Education & Promotion of Languages with Special Emphasis on English & Urdu
ALTAF HUSSAIN: Minister for Food, Fire Arms & Population Control
MULLA FAZLUR RAHMAN: Minister for Diesel, Petroleum, & Women
SHARMILA FAROOQI: Minister for Jails
AMIN FAHIM: Minister for Anti-Corruption, Excise & Taxation & State Loans
ASHFAQ PERVEZ KAYANI ; Minister For Alcohol, Tobacco & Firearms
BILAWAL BHUTTO: Minister for Sports & Entertainment & Juvenile Affairs
FIRDOUS ASHIQ AWAN: Chief of Staff Pakistan